cheater pease

Cheater pease is a derivative of the words peter, and cheese(peter cheese), which is the stuff that seeps out of the end of ones penis during sexual arousal, whether during self or assisted stimulation. Basically natural male lubrication that comes out silky smooth and ends up all crusty and shit, like those days when you wake up and your eye lid is stuck shut 'cause you've been dreamin heavy like a mug.

1. "I was whackin off on your moms face last night while she was asleep, and my cheater pease dripped into her eye, then when she woke up in the morning she couldn't open that sumbitch.", "Haha, that's sick doot!!one!!tilde"

2. Pornstar - "Lick the cheater pease off my cack you slutbag, that's right, you'sa badgirl!"

by Wicked-Wun June 21, 2006

cheated

That moment when you love someone so much and they act like they love you but then whenever they stop talking to you , you feel like your alone and then they hangout with other girls and ignore you ... also calling to her girls cute and make you feel like crap. Then when they say sorry expect you to forgive them .

I feel cheated after Joey broke up with me then begged for forgiveness .

by lol:3 February 23, 2020

Chastity

One of the greatest people in your life.

I love you, Fore you are Chastity

by Joe December 7, 2004

Cheat Chain

an instrument used by one member of a relationship in the retaliation on another member of a longtime relationship when caught in a precarious predicament....then used to pull someone's truck from some deep ass mud.

When you've been with a chick for a while and still bangin' other brods; but she's been with other guys too so she doesn't care....until she actually catches you in the bedroom tied up 'cause you're into freaky shit like that and it turns out that so is she. You think you're in the clear as she leaves the room with a hot ass look in her eye and a lil' shit eatin grin on her face (you know the one, it means somethin' bad is about to go down but you want to see how it plays out cause you are into freaky shit as I established earlier) then all of a sudden...BOOOOMMMM, she's set the door way on fire and jumped through wearing nothing but a pair of your old football cleats (you know the ones, you left them by the sofa when you and tha guys played a pick up game and that dude screwed up his nuggets when he got his bitchass trampled by you and that other guy, and the other guy is a real fatass, like tippin' 5-0-0 atleast so you know that shit hurt like hell but you didn't give a damn cause that bitch has owed you fitty bucks for 7 months and you got down in his face and yelled "THAT'S 49-95 TA GO SUCKA!!" and he hobbled his ass to his mama's....it was a good day) for traction, BO-Tu-Koo-Koo war paint, and hand puppet named Whimpie, and she screams "GET THA CHEAT CHAIN BI-A-ITCH!!" so the other girl actually hauls ass to get the damn thing and well... she pretty much beats the fuck out of you from that point. Moral of this story kids: if you're going to cheat get a motel room atleast 3 hours away or don't have random chains just lying around the house where a dumb whore can get them.

by mr.niceguyseviltwin:roy July 31, 2009

Chastity

The name of a gir who ends up being very slutty due to the power of irony and the general fucked-upness of parents who'd name their daughter Chastity.

Chastity Bono - well known for her lesbian porn films, all the porn stars named Chastity

by Admiral Snackbar July 4, 2004

chastise

To cause a mate to be without orgasms, or restricted in arousal. To keep restricted within a chastity device: for women, to prevent penetration; for men, to prevent erection and fondling. See cbt. See also tease.

Marriage for this unusual couple marked the beginning of his frustration: she chastised him for weeks at a time, while consorting and cavorting herself with his best friends and neighbors.

by Slick Willy March 16, 2005

Chastity Belt

The same as a cock block, just for women. This usually occurs among twins or a group of awkward females. A male that can hit on both parties during a chastity belting gains manliness instantly.

Mari(twin): Hey Ethan
Ethan: 'sup Mari
Sarah (twin): Hey Ethan
Ethan: Oh erm, hey guys.
Mari: Wanna hang out tonight?
Sarah: Yeah, hang out with us!
Ethan: Wait, which one....?
Mari: Sarah, don't Chastity Belt me!

by starfurmachete February 14, 2010