chatterinth

That hideously frustrating verbal chat labyrinth that you get caught up in, when calling a business (usually a big conglomerate), where you have to choose option 1, 2, 3 or 4, etc. a bewildering number of times before at long last being allowed to speak with a real in-the-flesh customer help person. When you think you're about to lose that final shred of sanity you're so desperately clinging to, a real person just happens to become available. By then, in all your delirium, you may easily have forgotten why the bejeezus you even called the number in the first place. You might even hang up the phone in great consternation and proceed to hunt down a household bottle of Javex and drain its contents out of invoked feelings of self-loathing. (okay, okay, the last sentence was a bit of an exagerration...my attempt at lame humour, folks - so, DEFINITELY do not try that at home, or anywhere else for that matter. Be good to yourselves today!) ;)

"I got caught in the chatterinth again yesterday when I called to cancel my cable - man, I could have taken a sledgehammer to the phone I was so infuriated!!! When a real person finally came on the line, she was like the wicked witch of the west with me! Geez, do I ever hate that clunky, no-good chatterinth. Whose brain child was that?!?"

- Oswald N. Norton (fictional character)

by languagegirl6 August 30, 2007

Charter Fool

A student in charter school.

Charter school student= Charter Fool.

by zak1993 December 17, 2009

Cole Chatterley

Cole Chatterley is another word for sex.

You did a Cole Chatterley to my mom last night!

yessir i did.

by Monke D. Luffy February 10, 2022

chater

drives a clio ("bah...my clio...bah!)
drinks shitloads in risa ("bah...500 pints in 10seconds...bah!")
bigger piece than alun
also known as Adam
smokes more than is possible
fortunately i never have to see him and adam again
bah bah bah bah bah bah puf puf puf bah bah glug glug glug bah bah bah

queef

by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

Champs Charter High School

A school of misfits

Where does that weird kid from last night go to school?
Oh, Derik, he goes to Champs Charter High School

by Bruhmoment251 February 2, 2019

Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

Dudes, i'm a total slacker...how do i join?

gimme an email or something

by Not Michael Phelps December 27, 2004

Chatterton

A complete idiot that doesnt know when to shut up.

A person that talks so much that others tune out and pretend they are paying attention.

"Dude you would not believe the Chatterton I ran into the other night."

by Archer December 22, 2004