Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024
Get the Desert Caveman mug.When someone crosses the line, when one person is angry and the second one keeps teasing him so touching the caiman , comunitario used in Spain
yo saco el caimán y tu lo tocas, pero no dices que no te advirtió que no me gusta quando se habla de mí hermana.
by Majete August 19, 2017
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Get the fortnite Smooth truck and catman mug.A sexual intercourse position in which one partner grabs the other firmly, lifting them up while they put their legs upon the shoulders of the first partner. During this, the first partner will penetrate the second partner's orifice while screaming 'It's time for the Underground Camman".
by MelonMan42 August 10, 2021
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a caveman with a big heart and a love for chess and crosswords. Played by a very talented actor called Laurence Rickard
Robin is friends with all of the ghosts but his main best mates are Julian Fawcett.
never mention moon landings to robin he will freak.
some of his most iconic quotes are
"Moonah!"
"bum."
*caveman noises*
"ooo bad moonah on the rise, dust cover sun. birds fall. crops fail. something wicked this way come"
a caveman with a big heart and a love for chess and crosswords. Played by a very talented actor called Laurence Rickard
Robin is friends with all of the ghosts but his main best mates are Julian Fawcett.
never mention moon landings to robin he will freak.
some of his most iconic quotes are
"Moonah!"
"bum."
*caveman noises*
"ooo bad moonah on the rise, dust cover sun. birds fall. crops fail. something wicked this way come"
person 1: "robin the caveman is just so chaotic i love it"
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "YOU WHAT-"
person 1: "you remind me of robin the caveman from ghosts"
person 2: "is that a complement or not?"
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "YOU WHAT-"
person 1: "you remind me of robin the caveman from ghosts"
person 2: "is that a complement or not?"
by oowasiapainter December 23, 2021
Get the Robin The Caveman mug.One day, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were on a quest to find a rare and magical plant that was said to have the power to heal any wound. As they journeyed through a dark forest, they heard a strange sound.
It sounded like a cat meowing, but it was coming from a human voice. They followed the sound until they came upon a strange creature being attacked by a group of bewitched goblins.
Quickly, the trio sprang into action, using their unique skills to defeat the goblins and rescue the creature. When the goblins were defeated, the creature emerged from the shadows.
He was a man, but he had the appearance of a cat. He introduced himself as Krille the Catman and thanked the trio for saving his life. Krille explained that he had been cursed by an evil sorcerer who had turned him into a cat-like creature.
At first, the trio was suspicious of Krille, wondering whether he was an ally or an enemy. But as they talked with him, they began to realize that he was genuinely grateful for their help and had no intention of harming them.
Krille offered to join the trio on their quest to find the magical plant, saying that he wanted to repay them for their kindness. The trio agreed, and they set off together into the forest.
It sounded like a cat meowing, but it was coming from a human voice. They followed the sound until they came upon a strange creature being attacked by a group of bewitched goblins.
Quickly, the trio sprang into action, using their unique skills to defeat the goblins and rescue the creature. When the goblins were defeated, the creature emerged from the shadows.
He was a man, but he had the appearance of a cat. He introduced himself as Krille the Catman and thanked the trio for saving his life. Krille explained that he had been cursed by an evil sorcerer who had turned him into a cat-like creature.
At first, the trio was suspicious of Krille, wondering whether he was an ally or an enemy. But as they talked with him, they began to realize that he was genuinely grateful for their help and had no intention of harming them.
Krille offered to join the trio on their quest to find the magical plant, saying that he wanted to repay them for their kindness. The trio agreed, and they set off together into the forest.
As they journeyed, Krille proved to be a valuable addition to the team. He had cat-like reflexes and an incredible sense of smell, which helped them locate the magical plant quickly. They also found that he had a mysterious power to communicate with other animals in the forest.
However, the trio still had their suspicions about Krille. They wondered if he was hiding something from them, and if he had ulterior motives for joining their team.
After finding the magical plant and returning it to its rightful owner, the trio decided to confront Krille. They asked him about his intentions and whether he was truly on their side.
Krille was taken aback by their questions, but he understood their suspicion. He revealed that he had been alone for a long time, and he had never encountered anyone as kind as the trio. He wanted to be a part of their team and help them on their adventures.
The trio was touched by Krille's words and agreed to let him join them permanently. They knew that they had gained a new and valuable member, and they looked forward to the adventures that lay ahead.
(Krille the catman was really suspicious tho)
However, the trio still had their suspicions about Krille. They wondered if he was hiding something from them, and if he had ulterior motives for joining their team.
After finding the magical plant and returning it to its rightful owner, the trio decided to confront Krille. They asked him about his intentions and whether he was truly on their side.
Krille was taken aback by their questions, but he understood their suspicion. He revealed that he had been alone for a long time, and he had never encountered anyone as kind as the trio. He wanted to be a part of their team and help them on their adventures.
The trio was touched by Krille's words and agreed to let him join them permanently. They knew that they had gained a new and valuable member, and they looked forward to the adventures that lay ahead.
(Krille the catman was really suspicious tho)
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."
Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."
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