Crime Shows

A show that shows you how to get away with murder, such as hiding a body.
by Zero the Hero YT January 02, 2021
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Meme Crime

A meme crime is when someone thinks they are funny but they're not because they like shitty memes that were never good.
Will: Hey, do you like that Damn Daniel meme? It's the best meme in the world!
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.
by ImNotFunnyAtAll June 03, 2017
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Math Crime

When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.
Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.
by Bezzybazbear July 20, 2022
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Public Crime

An otherwise legal act or belief that runs contrary to the wishes of the self-righteous elitist establishment.
After Kyle committed the public crime of defending himself at the mostly peaceful riots, the political and media establishment tried and convicted him based on a false narrative.
by MNsnowboy January 01, 2022
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crime no can pay

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.
If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"
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Crime-A-Dozen

A Rap crew with innovative rappers Scheme and Knives.
Crime-A-Dozen totals the Ministry entirly.
by Plat 9 February 13, 2003
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crime-buster

An individual who is fixated on bringing not existent problems to light.

Someone who is a crime-buster will claim that they’re speaking the “truth” or exposing something for what it really is, despite having no reason to be investigating the topic matter.
Darryl: I can’t use my phone for 3 days now because my roommate Kaden tried guessing my password so he could monitor my social medias.
Dawson: Well, that’s what you get from rooming with a crime-buster.
by Cecil The Cave Troll October 09, 2023
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