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Bigrant Crime

Word blend for "Biden migrant crime". Invented by Donald Trump to blame president Joe Biden for a new category of crime and it's gonna be worse than any other form of crime.
We'll call it, from now on, Biden Migrant Crime, okay?
It's bigrant crime.
This is, we'll call it, I got it, bigrant.
Let's call it bigrant.
Biden crime.
Bigr .. , oh, that's good, that's smart.
*points finger to this head*

- Donald Trump
by m0m3 July 24, 2024
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Crime

Something completely legal... until you get caught.
Every crime is right, unless you're found out.
by Silver Nightray August 22, 2017
mugGet the Crimemug.

The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"
by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012
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Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter
"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"
by The funny word game May 20, 2020
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green crime

When you go against the law to save the world.
When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.
by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012
mugGet the green crimemug.

Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
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Crime-scene

"Baby, come over later, and we can examine each other's Crime-scenes.... and possibly do a little crime-scene clean-up!"
by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007
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