A setting on your microwave that is used for when you forget to take the turkey out of the freezer to thaw and your mom is pulling into the driveway.
by Superfortniter2008 November 04, 2020
She said she was a chaos coordinator. But which definition of it.
by troublem8kR June 04, 2024
Followers of the VB Gamer YouTube Channel and his "unofficial" The Spike discord. We are not "officially" affiliated with the development group, but we have an inside track on most of the development news....
VB Gamer: Good evening my friends! If you like my content hit subscribe and the notification bell, and if you wish to join the Asians of Chaos in the unofficial The Spike discord, the link is below, smash that and spend 17 seconds figuring out verification.... Have a good day, and have a good night!
by Davester75 July 29, 2024
A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 04, 2022
When a person or character did something wrong, and pays for it in the end, but it's not because of what the did at all.
The opposite of poetic justice or karma.
The opposite of poetic justice or karma.
When she lost the poker tournament she didn't invite us to, it was poetic chaos - we don't believe in luck.
by Eliadia February 17, 2022
A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.
Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.
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