Dutch Carrot

When you're fucking your girl on her period, then you stick it in her ass and she farts on your dick giving it a slight orange tinge when you pull out.

"bro, my girl's on her period, what should I do? "

"give her the good ol' dutch carrot, ya lad. "

by Special sausage_101 June 13, 2018

carrot smoothie

a swfit gliding man who arrives to his place of work each morning on his belly

The carrot smoothie, john, did not have an escape route and therefore bellied into the trash.

by Pisces Aneas January 27, 2009

Carrot dick

A dick that is very big/large and long/ meaty

Omg! Curt has suck a carrot dick!!

by Daddyhooters October 9, 2020

drop carrots

To throw up, barf, puek, up chuck.
Usually comes after drinking a lot of hard alcohol or is sick naturally

At Parsons party, the alcohol made me drop carrots.

by headmad March 2, 2007

Carrot Dangle

The male equivalent to the ever fascinating woman's side-boob.

Jeez you guys, did you see Dane's carrot dangle today?

by Sam Howat April 10, 2012

carrots and celery

carrots and celery are the best snacks in the world!!!! U MUST EAT WITH RANCH DRESSING/DIP or else they are gross

carrots and celery being eaten by a bunny

by prettiep October 22, 2008

bowel carrots

The name given to solid carrot shape formations passed by humans from the bowel into a loo. Also know as Rusty carrots.

As Johnny flushed the toilet he waved goodbye to his long but not forgotten bowel carrots.

by vindows wertex September 30, 2007