Turkey Butter

Bullshit that sounds good as he'll

Believable bullshit

"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017

Butter Imp

Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above

Ted Cruz is probably my favorite butter imp.

by GRANDPASTOECHEESE April 20, 2018

captain's butter

When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.

Hold the Captain's Butter please.

by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017

Toilet Butter

Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.

"Jessica showed me her toilet butter yesterday. It was fucking disgusting!"

by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018

Butter Badge

An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.

I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.

I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.

Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.

I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

Butter Skips

That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.

Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017