Beau Brummell

Beau Brummell was a 19th century influencer who is usually credited for the dandy fashion sweep in England.

After a fall out with his sugar daddy, George IV, at a party, Beau soon fell penniless, and he ran to caen, france, where he died insane and poor in an asylum.

“Beau Brummell can not answer the door at the moment, he is having his ass fucked by Lord Byron”

by history-doll May 25, 2023

Prairie Blumkin

The act of receiving oral satisfaction, in a
sexual manner, from a friend whilst on
the toilet and you throw an egg onto his
face

Man, Terry was giving me a mean prairie blumkin yesterday and I ended up going
through a dozen eggs!

by The_One_Who_Garnishes October 24, 2024

tarmac blumke

To defecate on your partner's chest, and smear the excrement into their chest with your bottom, while they perform oral sex

She's a 1, but she's up for a tarmac blumke

by Fathead Chad July 1, 2024

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

helley brum

a combination of hailey and elle’s names. this name is the best and it shows how tight like a bootyhole hailey and elle are!!!! wet and tight

helley brum is so tight
dude i know they are so tight and awesome 😩

by helley brum July 10, 2025

Bloody Blumkin Mary

Eating out a female while onst her period and taking a shit!

Hey mom, I finally got a Bloody Blumkin Mary on my lunch break today.

by FluidMotionFlow July 11, 2025

B.A. Blumkin

Similar to Blumkin except performed with a member of British Airways staff whilst airbourne... ie. the classy version.

Giles finally obtained his B.A. Blumkin wings on his way to Thailand...

by FaceLikeAPlasterersRadio July 24, 2009