bromigo

A close group of laid-back "bro's" which can be characterized by their metro sexual appearance, and love for DMB, Jack Johnson, John Mayer (etc), and the willingness to just “chill”

-can also be referred to as a "Bro"

How to spot a Bromigo:
-Gelled/straightened/styled hair.
-At least one article of Polo/Lacoste/Hollister/Abercrombie/Burberry/Banana Republic/brand name clothing.
Which is so efficiently put together; from the shoes which match the shorts/pants, to the perfectly tucked in shirt which each bro has their own technique to (wrap around, back out-front in, left side slanted, right side tucked, etc.). Which always must be accompanied with a belt and/or a fitted hat, with an UNBENT bill.
-Notable use of Axe body spray, or cologne
-The season trends of Burks, moccasins, and upsiders.
-Jeans that have a few perfectly placed holes, but not too many.
-Always having a girlfriend, or beeing "attached" to at least one girl.

Normal personal quirks:
-The complements toward another 'bro's' appearance which may, or may not, seem gay.
-Always jumping on the opportunity to take off their shirts, to show off how much time they really do spend in the gym
-Frequent ass slaps, high fives, mounting, hugs, and dry humping. which are totally normal.
-Using the most powerful 4 words in their dictionary which will always get a laugh: "that's what she said"

-along with many other attributes which can only be noted once you encounter a "Bromigo"

1). Look at him, he's a total bro.
2). Wud up dude? I'm just about to go chill with the bromigo's, wanna come?
3). Those bro's look so good, and they make it seem so easy.
5). Hey Ryan, is it ok that Jared and Ben are spooning?? -oh don't worry they're bromigo's.

by KJeezy November 2, 2008

Hopeless Bromantic

A man who is constantly seeking out Bromantic relationships. A Hopeless Bromantic will usually have many Bromances going on at the same time.

Upon seeing a man engaging in Bromantic activities with yet another man.

"You are SUCH a Hopeless Bromantic."

by Morgizzle June 6, 2009

Bromo

Derives from combing the two words "Homo" and "Brother". Shares similar characteristics from it's origin; as in a close guy friend who sometimes comes off as being homo.

Mike has known Todd nearly all his life and the two have endured a lot of experiences together. They really must be Bromos.

by Ted241 December 9, 2008

bromentum

a form of momentum created solely by a solid number of your tighest bros. this cannot be maintained unless an equally solid level of quality tail is achieved while the night is still young.

ugly chicks or a general lack of cooter are often detremental toward bromentum.

"We had such good bromentum going into the night...too bad Todd had to kill it by inviting that group of swamp donkeys"

by The Bodmaster March 4, 2009

bromance

1. an emotional attraction between bros. often the attraction is expressed physically through wrestling, nuggies, and head locks. in the more advanced stages hugging, snuggling, spooning, and even kissing may be included.

'bro, before j.lo got in the way, ben affleck and matt damon had a total bromance going on.'

by pedro calhoun January 13, 2004

Bromance

A relationship between two guys.

Stan and Pete are having an office bromance.

by turki5h May 17, 2008

bromzilla

Going into a fit of rage. Normally uncontrollable, irrational, and full of hate. Person loses all connection with reality, some say it is an altered state of mind.

You will see a person go into the bromzilla state if you catch them masturbating, or doing other private things.



See "going postal" or

Hey did you see Micheal go "bromzilla" on me for eating the last donut?

by Biggs January 24, 2005