Definitions by KJeezy
bromigo
A close group of laid-back "bro's" which can be characterized by their metro sexual appearance, and love for DMB, Jack Johnson, John Mayer (etc), and the willingness to just “chill”
-can also be referred to as a "Bro"
How to spot a Bromigo:
-Gelled/straightened/styled hair.
-At least one article of Polo/Lacoste/Hollister/Abercrombie/Burberry/Banana Republic/brand name clothing.
Which is so efficiently put together; from the shoes which match the shorts/pants, to the perfectly tucked in shirt which each bro has their own technique to (wrap around, back out-front in, left side slanted, right side tucked, etc.). Which always must be accompanied with a belt and/or a fitted hat, with an UNBENT bill.
-Notable use of Axe body spray, or cologne
-The season trends of Burks, moccasins, and upsiders.
-Jeans that have a few perfectly placed holes, but not too many.
-Always having a girlfriend, or beeing "attached" to at least one girl.
Normal personal quirks:
-The complements toward another 'bro's' appearance which may, or may not, seem gay.
-Always jumping on the opportunity to take off their shirts, to show off how much time they really do spend in the gym
-Frequent ass slaps, high fives, mounting, hugs, and dry humping. which are totally normal.
-Using the most powerful 4 words in their dictionary which will always get a laugh: "that's what she said"
-along with many other attributes which can only be noted once you encounter a "Bromigo"
-can also be referred to as a "Bro"
How to spot a Bromigo:
-Gelled/straightened/styled hair.
-At least one article of Polo/Lacoste/Hollister/Abercrombie/Burberry/Banana Republic/brand name clothing.
Which is so efficiently put together; from the shoes which match the shorts/pants, to the perfectly tucked in shirt which each bro has their own technique to (wrap around, back out-front in, left side slanted, right side tucked, etc.). Which always must be accompanied with a belt and/or a fitted hat, with an UNBENT bill.
-Notable use of Axe body spray, or cologne
-The season trends of Burks, moccasins, and upsiders.
-Jeans that have a few perfectly placed holes, but not too many.
-Always having a girlfriend, or beeing "attached" to at least one girl.
Normal personal quirks:
-The complements toward another 'bro's' appearance which may, or may not, seem gay.
-Always jumping on the opportunity to take off their shirts, to show off how much time they really do spend in the gym
-Frequent ass slaps, high fives, mounting, hugs, and dry humping. which are totally normal.
-Using the most powerful 4 words in their dictionary which will always get a laugh: "that's what she said"
-along with many other attributes which can only be noted once you encounter a "Bromigo"