oh no... our table... it's broken! 

When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.

Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!

oh no... our table... it's broken! by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021

Broken Pop Machine 

While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.

What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.

Broken Pop Machine by Pat Dailey August 29, 2007

borketty 

extremely borked
borked beyond recognition

the new facebook is borketty

borketty by pecabo March 29, 2009

borkiness 

To be borked, broken, damaged or faulty

My internet connection's borkiness is playing havoc with my work load

borkiness by Girlbug December 30, 2010

Broken tag 

Known from the blogging site Tumblr

If you track your own tag (e.g the same of your url)
and someone has tagged you in a post but then later removes the tag before you see it, then it will say that you have new posts in your tag when you don’t.

tumblr user: oh a new post!

tumblr user: uh another broken tag!!! I wonder what they said about me...

Broken tag by deadactivated April 19, 2012

broken pipe 

Empty pipe.

Hey I have a broken pipe, you know a Decent Plumber!?
My pipes broken...
I got a hole in my bowl, won't you plug it with a nugget!

broken pipe by hippie mafia January 13, 2014

Broken Phone Syndrome 

also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.

"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."

Broken Phone Syndrome by bootylikewoah July 13, 2015