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The Blizzard

Put cool whip on and around the asshole.....that person then squats over their partners face and farts. Thorefore speckling it all over there face so it looks like they was out in a blizzard. Then then the fartee proceeds to lick it off their face.
Man I heard Jill got Randy's ass good last night. She got some extra creamy Cool Whip and got him with The Blizzard. It's all good though, she always cleans up her mess the right way
by boombox77 August 29, 2011
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bizzyo

a bitch, a meanie with an attitude like a bulldog with pms times 1000...someone who's got a itch to scratch but cant scratch...they can only bite with an attitude...ya know a bitch
that girl is such a bizzyo
what a bizzyo
by kjg January 31, 2006
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Blizzard

When you snort cocaine but sneeze and it all falls out
At a party i acidently pulled a blizzard
by Pharamasset August 22, 2016
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Blizzard

A blizzard is when you ejaculate into a cup and the clip your toe-nails into it the semen. You then proceed to paint your roommate's 'Scarface' poster with what's the mixture in the cup.
Ben is wiping off his 'Scarface' poster because Max performed a blizzard.
by Bro Biden December 22, 2008
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Blizz

An extremely gifted white rapper who shines with versatility.
A man named Blizz is often able to create music a wide variety of people can appreciate. Even those who listen exclusively to rock will often find themsleves bobbing their heads to his mastery of beats and rhymes. Blizz' are often attracted to black women and may date black women exclusively. Good with his hands and talented in several ways..music remains his love and steady pastime. Blizz' are however often lazy and hermits. This would be the only thing stopping Blizz from becoming rich and famous. A woman may also hold him back from his dreams until it is too late and nobody cares anymore.
Blizz' new track is amazing. I dont know why he isnt famous!!
by Shparkabellydanz April 9, 2010
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blizzard

After smoking ten blunts, thus smoking two blizzies, you have unleashed a blizzard.
"Shit, baby, I smoked so much last night, it was a fucking blizzard."
by Spoof January 25, 2005
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Banana Blizzard

The Banana Blizzard is the most misunderstood and uncommon of the fruity disasters, it is completely oblivious to nearly everything and is confused and unsure of the direction it plans to go. Although the Banana Blizzard is very hard to associate yourself with, everyone should make it a goal to see at least one within their lives. See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Kiwi Landslide.
Boy; "Turn your head in a fast jerking motion. It will please me"

Girl: No way!!

Bystander: OH NO HERE COMES THE BANANA BLIZZARD!!!
by iRide4Jaden August 18, 2011
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