Beefcake pantyhose

A term for pantyhose that are designed for plus-sized women. i.e. Queen size.

I'd hate to watch her try to pull those beefcake pantyhose up over those massive thighs.

by DMills July 25, 2009

beef wellington

a sex position in which the girl lays face up and the man takes a crap on her vagina and then fucks her.

ah man my dick smells rank after giving that beef wellington to this one chick

by jakoff April 4, 2009

beef walk

Going outside or away from the group in order to fart with less consequence.

Person A: "Where did you just go?"
Person B: "I had to go on a beef walk, PF Changs for lunch gave me the Dali Chicken farts"

by moistchunks4life May 28, 2011

Beef Pirate

One who confiscates beef without permisson.

That beef pirate just grabbed my salami!

by Will July 28, 2003

beef curtain

Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.

Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.

by Queefmaster98 December 28, 2005

brutus beefcake

a large, erect penis, often used in sexual pleasure. a brutus beefcake is usually very thick and veiny, it always gives intense pleasure to the vagina of a female.

he's so hot! i want his brutus beefcake!

by mrs. beefycakes July 9, 2009

same beef

When you state something and someone corrects but it's basically the same so in reply you say same beef,

Yo man look at these air maxes

You mean air forces

Same beef

by Beef master May 21, 2014