All-star parking

When one finds a parking spot extremely close to his or her destination.

I found all-star parking right in front of the club, yo.

by Dmills January 04, 2009

Beefcake pantyhose

A term for pantyhose that are designed for plus-sized women. i.e. Queen size.

I'd hate to watch her try to pull those beefcake pantyhose up over those massive thighs.

by DMills July 25, 2009

loc'd out

The term for a gang member who is openly gay or has come out of the closet to his boyz.

Paco is loc'd out, essay, but don't mess with him; he's still very, very hard.

by DMills March 18, 2009

Poop neck

When someone takes a dump, comes out of the bathroom, sneaks up on you and puts their hands around your neck in a playful, joking manner. They may or may not have washed their hands.

Damn, Shotwell came out of the bathroom and gave me a poop neck!

by Dmills January 04, 2009