Bender

Usually a hockey player who sucks ass and have there ankles usually bent

Man Travis Pritt is such a bender hahahaha

by Panchipanch01 June 12, 2019

bender

a hockey player who is absolutely terrible at hockey, and their ankles bend when they skate requiring them to rape their ankles.

eh johnny you see this kid he can’t even skate

(johnny) yeah buddy kids a bender

by pods29 November 29, 2019

Bender

When people want to call others gay but want a ‘cool’ way of saying it.

Ben, your a bender

by Illosionman112 June 26, 2019

Bender

Someone that may seem so attracting to the same gender that they turn gay for them.

John: Hey did you hear that Robert got bent?
Bob: oh damn was it that Bender William again?
John: Yep.

by the big random yeeter November 11, 2018

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.

I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

bender

the correlation coefficient between a bender and a cool person is so far away fat ryan could fit him, fat amy and fat tammy in between the dots. If you associate with benders you automatically bring down your cool person ranking for you entire friendgroup, acquaintances, your family and your extended family

lucia don’t talk to him he’s a bender do you want me to kms

by fatryaneatsdirt November 17, 2023