strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.

Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.

by stateworkers July 25, 2015

Bender

The act of being drunk for an extended period of time, usually measured in days or weeks.

More importantly there is no hangover because one continues to drink.

Since I left my (girlfriend/boyfriend) I've been on a pretty serious bender.

Since that party last week I've been on a bender.

by Lord Gurk da boy October 13, 2015

Bender

Freddie goodwin

Freddie goodwin is a bender

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Spoke Bender

Butt fucker, as in wagon wheel or anus.

He's a spoke bender for sure

by Nivekretneprac September 8, 2018

Bendering

The act of getting as completed buckled as humanly possible for as long as possible, usually involves drinking, drugs, bad hook ups and matching tattoos

Person 1: Has anyone seen Tabby & Ophelia this morning

Person 2: I doubt they’ll be showing up any time today, they were bendering through from Friday

Person 1: oh my, they need to take a day off

by queenjavs June 28, 2019

bit bender

Low man on the computer programming totem pole. Turns other peoples ideas into code.

Stick him in a cubby. He's just a bit bender. We can get those by the bus load.

by kurcules July 27, 2010

Bender

Charlie’s favourite word, if the word bender is said the bender Charlie ascends.

Person 1: yo who’s that bender.
Person 2: oh that’s Charlie.

by Cleveland jr April 3, 2024