Banchory

Banchory is a charming little town that is fast turning into a bigger town. It just can't make its mind up. Nightlife is non existent and it begs for a decent pub and resteraunt. Banchory's one lease of life is the Stag on a Wednesday night which is Kareoke night... We now have 2 curry houses, 1 a sit down and 1 a take away, quite frankly I say take them both away as there is no atmosphere in either, no tacky music, no holes in the table clothes no cats paws in the wheelie bins.... just no character. Banchory is home of Scott Skinner who was some guy on the fiddle, theres plenty more of them as well. Banchory is a Domitory town for all the punters in the oil industry and even though we poay a fortune in council tax we have one of the worst bin collections known to man. It used to be great and someone had the brain wave of collecting rubbish once every 2 weeks and then recycled stuff on a different day inbetween and just incase you need to go to the tip because youv'e forgotten what day it is this week to put out your rubbish they close it at 4pm every day...... How to promote fly tipping Banchory council have found a corker there. I fancy ramming the gates down so the tip is open when people have actually had time to cut the bloody grass.....morons.
Banchory has a far lower than average population of Chavs and in fact the youths in Banchory are generally top guys, so lets keep it that way and don't let it go down the pan like most of the UK.

Banchory curry houses Derbar Vs Corriander equals curry wars......

by YdnaT August 21, 2008

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Cliffwood Beach

Once a very popular New Jersey shore sight. Back in the 1960's it was more popular than Point Pleasant or Point Pleasant Beach New Jersey. In the Mid 1960's a huge hurricane totally wrecked the beach. Tore away most of its shoreline, tore away its boardwalk and amuesment park. Like Asbury Park, its now forgotten. No one goes there, unless the want to be by themselves or go to the park. And at night its where alot of people smoke and deal drugs.

The Boardwalk used to connect to Laurence Harbor and Keyport. The Boardwalk used to reach all the way to Sandy Hook.

There was talk of bringing back this forgotten town.

Person One: Where do you live.
Person Two: Cliffwood Beach.
Person One: Where!?!?
Person Two: You knows its by Laurence Harbor, Keyport, Union Beach and Keansburg.
Person One: Nope, Never heard of Cliffwood Beach.
Person Two: Dude, its part of Aberdeen and Old Bridge!

by Princess Doe February 10, 2009

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Daytona Beach Steam Pot

A Daytona Beach Steam Pot is the hot, wet and very engorged snatch, beaver, vagina of a women that rides on or drives a motorcycle during the city's annual hosting of Bike Week.

Roger: James, you are going to Daytona's Bike Week again this year?
James: You know it Broh!! Wouldn't miss the chance to tap into a Daytona Beach Steam Pot or two or three.
Roger: Straight up!

by Eaton Holgoode March 31, 2014

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Take my talents to South Beach

To fuck someone over. Inspired by the narcissistic and disloyal NBA all-star, LeBron James when he decided to take up an hour of primetime TV to announce he'll be signing with the Miami Heat.

Don't make my take my talents to South Beach and not pick you up from work today.

by yusef1103 July 16, 2010

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Delray Beach

a town just south of palm beach. Beginning to get more and more modern. very wealthy neighborhood. basically just the same as Palm Beach, but not as well known. best restaurants around. very stylish and best beaches. also very waspy, lots of designers. very pretty down. main street is the place to be at night.

you know you have loads of cash when you have a house in Delray Beach

by yesimsoowaspy14 June 14, 2011

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