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anal beads

Anal beads are a type of sex toy for both men and women to use when alone or with a partner. This toy is a good introduction to anal sex for beginners. Typically, anal beads are smooth, round spheres made of silicone or plastic. Resembling a short strand of pearls, the beads are connected to one another by a piece of nylon cord or other type of strong rope-like material, with a ring or some other type of handle at one end. Some anal beads feel soft to the touch, while others are firm and textured. The beads are inserted gently one bead at a time into a person's anus. At the moment of orgasm (or at other times), they are pulled out by the ring or handle. Another version of anal beads is similar to a dildo — made of plastic or rubber — where the shaft is a series of round spheres.
Sally eased into anal sex by using anal beads.
by beepybeep March 13, 2009
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Vagina Beard

An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.
Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew
by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009
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Beardcore

Beardcore is for those who:
* have a beard
* aspire to have a beard
* like beards
* love beards
* think beards are hot
* think beards rock
* are hardcore in general
"Wow look at that beard! He's so beardcore!"
"I wish I was as hardcore as you.... BEARDCORE!"
by rhino_loupe July 10, 2007
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American Taliban Beard

(n) Not to be confused with the Hipster Beard, or the Charles Manson Beard, the American Taliban Beard is a full beard worn with a shaved head.

Named after John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban" homegrown terrorist who is serving a 20 year sentence for joining the Taliban and fighting against the US in Afghanistan.

Muslim men who are performing the Hajj to Mecca and Jihadis who are planning to commit suicide bombings often shave their heads, but leave their beards so that they are clean when they ride the magic carpet to Allah and their 72 virgins.
The American Taliban Beard is the laziest haircut a man can have. Never have to comb your hair & never have to shave.
by Leisure Class Hero October 19, 2010
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Beard Off

A public challenge between two individuals on who has the better beard.
Dude 1: Did you hear that Jay beat Sid in a Beard Off?

Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.
by BeardMaster January 26, 2010
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grundle beard

synonym of ANAL BEARD. Extremely thick patch of hair between the anus and the ball sack, area also known as the "grundle"
Yo Merril shave my grundle beard for me i cant reach.
by SbTrEoVwEn January 13, 2009
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the beadle spamming treatment

When you Piss off, Annoy, Harass, Threaten, Bug or act of "Tonying". Also, by clicking LIKE on every post they have ever made on facebook.
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
"Beadle likes your new friendship"
"Beadle likes your relationship"
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
and so on.

The beadle spamming treatment!
by DVanDuzer May 26, 2010
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