Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes

"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 12, 2022

bathing rhino

A turd so massive that it protrudes beyond the surface of the toilet bowl's water line, usually with a smooth, horn-like taper

When Olga lifted the lid of the toilet lid she was unpleasantly surprised by the majestic bathing rhino staring back at her.

by S. Joslin October 23, 2008

beshing

its when you just hang out with friends, and "besh"

similar to "mooching" and "going on a mish"

just randomly hanging out

or something was "awesome"- it was beshing

"leanne wanna go for a besh?"
"we were just beshing around the Travel Inn after the concert"

"the JB concert was Beshing!"

by esc.dilemma July 6, 2009

Basingstoke Buttram

The art of lubricating one's penis with faeces, and then performing an anal penetration while the receiver defecates

Linda thought that their sex wasn't exciting enough, so she asked her boyfriend to perform a Basingstoke Buttram

by MWELLf May 16, 2018

Pork basting

the practice of cookery, where you slowly add the nectar of ones large pork loin unto ones self to make one as crispy as an anorexic in the sun wearing keratin oil factor zero.

my you look crispy, is that the pork basting technique you've used or did you just rub liquid spam on your shoulders??

by Bernhard Matthews March 7, 2008

Soggy Bushing

You cum in a girls bush then lick it off

Hey , you want a soggy bushing?

Sure , whats that?

I'll have to show you . :p

by Mstr-Bates March 30, 2009

Shwoogle Bushing

The act of nutting on a womens bush and then using the remnants to shave her bald.

Sorry I was late. I was shwoogle Bushing my girlfriend late last night and she began to chafe.

by Dr. Bongos April 28, 2010