Balthazar

The Balthazar, also commonly known as "The Wolfsheim", is a crook characterized by his extreme luck and his bootleggers' blood, the greatest number of today's specimens being direct ancestors of the famous bootlegger in "The Great Gatsby", the famous American novel about green lights, American Dream, and bootlegging. He is talented and handsome, but also extremely sassy and arrogant, and hides during uncontrolled situations in the symbiotic creature he carries on his head. He is researched by many of world's most powerful polices, including the FBI, KGB, and the international organization against bad faith and the disrespect of international conventions on the attribution of fair and deserved grades. His most prominent crime: the obtention of a 15 for his first lit commentary on, wait for it... "The Great Gatsby", a shocking event that left some witnesses terribly affected, who suffer PTS, and panic attacks when the traffic lights turn green. Down below is the testimony of a witness, whose encounter with the specimen left deep sequels in his life...

"That was horrible, you know ! After an hour, he had just written his name on his copy. I was forced to see him perform satanic rituals with his pen, to invoke the power of the elders to rescue him. Then, something happened, the Balthazar, started writing stuff on his paper in an unknown language, and he deceived us, all of us. I will never forget his triumphing smile when he first told me he had got a 15 for the 35 lines he had written. That's- aaaaaaaaaah...

by theycalledme_thirdwheel November 23, 2019

Double Baltic

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The post above the post above me is it

I could define this word, but that would be double baltic

by Nintendrew December 17, 2022

baltimore COUNTY

A county north of the city of Bawltimer that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the annual Hunt Cup. The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawltimer city and county. When they grow up they get exposure to NYC and they see they're really just either white trash who's daddy couldn't hack it on Wall Street so he took a job at LeggMason, or they're the ugly jews who were ostracized in New York City so they had to come to Bawltimer to fit in.

An LSAT analogy... "BABYLON is to LEPER COLONY as MANHATTAN is to BALTIMORE COUNTY"

by Rick Salomon September 21, 2005

Baltimore Basket

When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.

That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him the ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.

by Irukandji July 11, 2007

Balto

A name given to someone who is a pathetic person. They are a poor excuse for a human being. They seek sexual relief by masturbating over text from the internet

It wasn't an issue Balto!
The starting running back for the oakland raiders is Robert Balto

by Chris Bernier & Mike Scholl May 1, 2004

Baltic Sea

A cold, brakish body of water in northern Europe, with the highest alcohol content per volume of any place in the world.

One time I drank water from the Baltic Sea and it tasted like beer. I got drunk and later found out it WAS made of beer.

by BalticSpazz September 8, 2010

baltic

1) wacked out, crazy

2) drunk

1) "man, that storm yesterday was crazy baltic - i got hit by a non-profit sign!"

2) "this weekend, i got so baltic in the beer garden, i didn't even remember trash cleanup!"

by GrantB April 25, 2007