1 definition by theycalledme_thirdwheel
The Balthazar, also commonly known as "The Wolfsheim", is a crook characterized by his extreme luck and his bootleggers' blood, the greatest number of today's specimens being direct ancestors of the famous bootlegger in "The Great Gatsby", the famous American novel about green lights, American Dream, and bootlegging. He is talented and handsome, but also extremely sassy and arrogant, and hides during uncontrolled situations in the symbiotic creature he carries on his head. He is researched by many of world's most powerful polices, including the FBI, KGB, and the international organization against bad faith and the disrespect of international conventions on the attribution of fair and deserved grades. His most prominent crime: the obtention of a 15 for his first lit commentary on, wait for it... "The Great Gatsby", a shocking event that left some witnesses terribly affected, who suffer PTS, and panic attacks when the traffic lights turn green. Down below is the testimony of a witness, whose encounter with the specimen left deep sequels in his life...
"That was horrible, you know ! After an hour, he had just written his name on his copy. I was forced to see him perform satanic rituals with his pen, to invoke the power of the elders to rescue him. Then, something happened, the Balthazar, started writing stuff on his paper in an unknown language, and he deceived us, all of us. I will never forget his triumphing smile when he first told me he had got a 15 for the 35 lines he had written. That's- aaaaaaaaaah...
by theycalledme_thirdwheel November 23, 2019