bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon

Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister

bacon meister by Lollipot July 20, 2013

Bacon Tip 

An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.

I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.

I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.

I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.

Bacon Tip by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

Bacon On My Grave 

This term is used right before death. so after death there will be a party instead of a funereal at your grave.

If I die Bacon on my grave boys!

Bacon On My Grave by Rico Rambe June 8, 2018

bacon and pancakes 

bacon pancakes bacon bacon pancakes put some bacon and i put it in a pancake

bacon and pancakes sounds pretty good brb

bacon and pancakes by reddit is basically pornhub February 1, 2021

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club 

Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)

A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club by pianoman54321 February 4, 2021

bacon when the 

bacon when the is god himself. all hail bacon when the.

person 1: hey, you know what bacon when the is?
person 2: yeah, he's god himself. all hail bacon when the

bacon when the by bacon when the November 10, 2021

bacon wrapped frog cock 

When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.

"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."

bacon wrapped frog cock by Autoniic August 7, 2022