Dirty Breakfast

The smell of farts after eating out for breakfast. They can last all day.

Damn Mike, smells like dirty breakfast here!
Sorry, we ate the Circle Restaurant this morning!

by Deejbenj June 7, 2020

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Breakfast Drink

Vodka mixed into a almost half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice.

Breakfast Drink

1. Almost Half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice
2. Any Vodka
3. Pour as much vodka into the Orange Juice
4. Drink and enjoy

by Oooo weeee November 11, 2012

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Computer Breakfast

When one substitutes the first and most important meal of the day to use their computer instead.

I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.

by Originalnilson December 12, 2012

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Magic Breakfast

A combo move in the bedroom that includes performing the houdini and then finishing off with a jelly donut

She kept complaining that I never cook so during our saturday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; "enjoy your Magic Breakfast babe".

by theProfessorK October 7, 2011

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Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.

No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

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Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022

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