Breakfast Pizza

During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.

"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."

"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."

by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021

Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.

Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.

by ServingLouie May 7, 2011

Breakfast cookies

Noun
Morning sex

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.

by Shannonymous November 12, 2016

Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

See Waffle stomp

Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.

by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021

White breakfast

The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.

Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...

by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010

duck's breakfast

a shit and a drink of water

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast

by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013

Breakfast shake

When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.

Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.

by thebusishere May 3, 2018