snow boarding

Snow boarding also meaning the snortn of cocaine!

"dang Dude Where have you been snow boarding, your shits looks all jacked up!"

by annidel September 3, 2009

Water Boarded

When you are eating out a woman and she squirts in your mouth or on your face.

I was eating out this girl last night and she water boarded me! That is my type of interrogation.

by Dgr8cristobal May 13, 2011

boards

Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.

Somebody ripped-off my new boards!

by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010

Ouija board

Yeah it'll definately invite evil spirits into your home like in the Exorcist or The Evil Dead.

I really wouldn't play it if I were you.Ouija boards are creepy.

by life is disturbing September 25, 2005

boarding school rations

Tiny helpings of food, or revolting quality food. Self-explanatory.

The plaice was three inches long and had a maggot in it. Why are we reduced to these boarding school rations?

by Fearman August 7, 2007

Board

A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.

Wow, that "board" has a fine figure.

by DamnDude May 31, 2018

board with warts

A flat chested woman.

She's nothing but a board with warts.

by Gunner H August 23, 2006