When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.
I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.
Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.
Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.
Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
by G-vagas November 02, 2010
by Asssquatch January 28, 2020
by Bearwook September 02, 2016
A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy
Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.
by Rickzilla June 08, 2015
A beer with high alcohol content that tempts Hatian men into sailing the stormy seas as a butt pirate.
by Anonimato October 18, 2017
1. Sarah's ass hurt after a long night of fist-a-blasting
2. Tommy gently drifted off to sleep, lulled by the far off sound of wind and fist-a-blasting from next door.
2. Tommy gently drifted off to sleep, lulled by the far off sound of wind and fist-a-blasting from next door.
by Dick nuts February 16, 2014
When a chick or dude takes a shit and it explodes out of their ass so perfusley it sprays everywhere.
my shit this morning was a skutter blast
by DamzeL May 12, 2011