birthday wish

A birthday wish is a special wish that you make when you blow out the candle on your cake. There is a clause that when you tell someone this wish doesn't come true, a catch is that if you tell a beastie the wish is guaranteed to come true.

Bailey: I told Jacob my birthday wish and now it won't come true.
Brooke: Oh shit that sucks.
Bailey: He is a bestie though.
Brooke: Oh you had me worried, it's ok then.

by Major.Fluffball May 24, 2014

Birthday Cake

When two gay men are having sex and one man creams on another mans butt and puts a candle in his anus and lights it.

Hey, do you guys want to come over to celebrate my "birthday" We can make a "Birthday Cake"

by Kenny Baker22222 February 20, 2011

birthday surprise

1. when a man blow's his load on a girl's face, tits, ass, etc.

2. the jizz, spermy's, cum

Last night I was fucking this slut, then I pulled out and gave her the birthday surprise.

by BH October 9, 2003

birthday text

Sexting someone on their birthday.

Ala "Birthday Sex".

Jason: "My girl gave me birthday text today..."

Carlos: "Dude... get off the beach and get a life!"
Jason: "I can't help it, I just love my msn messenger!"

by Papi Flow July 19, 2009

birthday present

(n) alcohol

let's go get alex a birthday present.

by Zramislame October 13, 2008

Birthday Bunny

a birthday slave, this person must do whatever the birthday person says....no matter how ridiculous.
A Birthday Bunny is like a Playboy Bunny except not used for sex (or could be depending on the wish of the birthday person)

Lyndsie's Birthday Bunny

by My Hooker Friend June 13, 2010

Birthday Response

Giving the same response to multiple people, especially when its someones birthday and they don't have time to personally respond to birthday wished

Maria: Happy Birthday !!! (:
John: Thank You!

Dan: Happybirthdaybro
John: Thank You!

Milissa: Happy Born-Day. lol
John: Thank You!
Milissa: What a birthday response

by J|C June 7, 2011