bear crawl

When you look like an idiot on the floor of a mall

I dare you to look like a idiot, bear crawl

by Thetheaknc n adchb April 8, 2017

bear butt

The dopest hammock company in the world!

Bear Butt Hammies are freakin' dope bro!

by CBOplay'a May 25, 2017

bear thumb

it’s when a really hairy gay dude thumbs your asshole without clipping his finger nails.

John: Dude I think my ass is bleeding
Mitch: Why?
John: I got bear thumbed last night

by -/:;()$&@“ November 14, 2017

bear trap fart

A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.

Man that fart was a bear trap fart.

by Spandex67 January 30, 2018

Bear Flagception

Term relative to trading (crypto trading in particular) which denotes the printing of a bear flag (common technical analysis pattern) inside a bear flag inside a bear flag in an inception-like fashion. The term has been coined by members of the bear community in the great crypto depression of 2018.

Random Bull: Yo we are mooning so hard, I'll have enough money to do a Oprah -style lambo giveway to my whole block.
Random Bear: WTF are you talking about man, This is going down to 0 man, it's like Bear flagception in here.

by N1KTaMeR March 16, 2018

Bear Mom

A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.

I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.

I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.

Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.

by MRS.MESEEKS January 15, 2019

Bear Blunt

A thicc blunt that makes you eat all your food and puts you to sleep for 7.5 months

“Where’s noe?”
“He’s still sleeping after that bear blunt he smoked last night”

by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020