whistling bastard

(adj.) one whom whistles in extraordinary quanity or unnecessary circumstances.

holsy shit man, Lew, Mark and Mike sure are whistling bastards! they dont know when to stop whistling! thats all they do all the time!

by Lewis Cafarella March 15, 2008

Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!

by E-bag December 23, 2009

Jakey Bastard

An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.

Most Glaswegians are jakey bastards.

by street rave dave October 3, 2008

bury the bastard

verb

1. To fornicate sans prophylactics

- I fucked Sandra last night.
- You wear a rubber?
- No. I buried the bastard.

by Jeff T August 3, 2005

Bastard's Dozen

Eleven of the same item. As in: I ordered twelve donuts but those bastards only gave me eleven!

Larry ordered a dozen bagels, but after eating one himself, brought the bastard's dozen to the party.

by World B. Free December 14, 2008

bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.

How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?

by Andy Sword October 9, 2009

Blasterd

Being so drunk that you are a combination a of both blasted and plastered.

Zach and Evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing Mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak Spanish.

by Swag daddyyolo April 9, 2013