Wet Bandit

Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.

"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"


"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?

by Adamthe K December 21, 2008

Crotch Bandit

A person who hides inside a large vagina and waits for crotch.

jimmy is a very sneaky crotch bandit.

by N DTKSIFJJMFABOB August 2, 2006

Uterus Bandit

One, or thing that wears a mask simialr to that of Zorro, and moves amongst the shadows usnig his hands to squeeze peoples faces until their lips resemble that of a female reproductive organ.

Dude, I can definitly see Ramsay turn into a Uterus Bandit like Pee Wee Herman.

by Ramsay Leigh November 14, 2004

ether bandit

The name of the person who ethers you and has amazing sex with your ass while you are passed out. Then you wake up the next day with no memory of such an incident.

I woke up with a huge headache and a sore anus. I must've been hit by the Ether Bandit!!!

by Dr. Raab November 3, 2008

chocolate bandit

An offensive term for a male homosexual.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

booty bandit

Usually a guy who is very aggressive and has a fixation for doggy-style/anal sex. In other words, an ass man.

He was a nice guy, but he turned out to be too much of a "booty bandit" for me.

by OoPersephoneoO July 5, 2007

BOOTY BANDIT

a fag , or queer homosexual who enjoys the sodomization of other males

stanley is a booty bandit because all he does is sodomize dudes.

by greg perdue March 26, 2008