ball boxing

A competitive sport in which you bend over, cupping one hand over your balls and then attempt to punch your opponent's balls till they submit. Typically there are no real rules and is usually the result of long night of drinking.

Husband - "I'm not sure if we will ever be able to have kids. When I was in college I was a professional ball boxer and now my sperm are punch drunk."

Wife - "What is ball boxing?"

Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"

Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"

by GroovySan January 11, 2008

ball dock

What your testicles or balls would "dock" against when getting oral sex. Chin.

guy 1: I'm going to face fuck that girl so hard my balls will be banging against her ball dock.

guy 2: Excellent!

by TFer Rhombic December 9, 2008

Ball Sack Ninja

Type of ninja who use's the scrotum when fighting. Using the fighting style "sack-qwon-do".

He just beat that guy down with his nuts! Damn, He's a real ball sack ninja.

by benji64 January 29, 2009

Ball Sack Tits

Tits that are so saggy and wrinkly, that they resemble a ball sack.

So did you sleep with that one cougar you were talking about?

Yeah, but she had some ball sack tits.

by AsianLee February 19, 2011

Ball Spike

When the hair on your previously shaven scrotum get stubbly and pokes the inside of your legs

Joe: Man, shaving my balls yesterday was a bad idea. Now I've got some serious ball spike

Chris: Yeah, I know right? Had that last week, it's no fun

by Brosephalosaurus August 17, 2008

Ball Muck

A substance that accumulates in tight underwear usually in the summertime from not bathing or changing your underwear for several days. Resembling expired cottage cheese and smelling just as curdled.

I haven't showered in a week and my boxer briefs are full of ball muck.

by Nate-the Great December 16, 2008

ball-less losers

any guy who doesnt have the guts to express his emotions or come out of the closet.

Jack and Colton are ball-less losers

by c nuggs and ham sammich December 28, 2009