slippery badger

an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.

Shit bro last night i saw a slippery badger i fucking legged it home.

by wet armadillo May 9, 2011

savage badger

When a bearded man plunges his penis and/or balls into any dark mysterious hole discovered in the forest floor.

After several organic hoppy microbrew beers, Wesley declothed and wandered through the woods until he found a mysterious hole in the ground where he could preform the Savage Badger.

by Wes Rupp da Muppet November 22, 2015

Nuzzling Badger

A sexual technique involving black and white undies or pubes and growling.

Nuzzling Badger is when your girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on sexual orientation) dyes their pubes black and white, or wheres black and white underwear.

You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.

by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007

Honey Badger

A blonde haired homosexual male.

John and I went to Club Hunk in Baton Rouge and it was filled with honey badgers! We ended up having a great time if you catch my drift.

by Broomy3 January 11, 2012

Honey Badger

A post-Menopausal woman who is past her maturity as a cougar. Often found hunting younger men. #ILoveYoungRoach

Milfs, Pumas, Cougars, Dinosaurs, Honey Badger

by Young Roach August 7, 2012

badger's snout

A term used to define a man's penis after the consumption of methamphetamine or other such drugs resulting in overall shrinkage of the genitalia and a mini tent-like projection occurring on the front of the slacks

"Hey girls, check out the badger's snout on that gimp"

by Stejay March 12, 2007

malaysian badger

something which enjoys vigorous self-gratification, especially when enhanced by chemicals.

paul snorted a metric buttload of crank and beat off like a large malaysian badger.

by mc 18 inch buddha March 11, 2009