Awkward Breakfast 

The morning after a sleepover or party when you and your friends have a really deep conversation and the next morning is so awkward because the only thing you can say is "So, do you want pancakes for breakfast or something?"

*LATE NIGHT
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way

*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts

Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast

Awkward Breakfast by iliketopartyswagasaurusrex June 1, 2011

Awkward Infatuation 

That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...

People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.

When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.

Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!

Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.

Teacher: ...

awkward..!

Awkward Infatuation by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

awkward poo 

When you go for a poo and said poo gets lodged in the U-Bend and doesn't move upon flushing.

Duncan went for a poo so big that it got lodged. He went downstairs and said to Steve "I could do with some help, I've just had an awkward poo."

awkward poo by MrMotivator17 August 20, 2017

awsomecolin 

Nothing much, only the hottest guy alive like DAMN 🥵🥵🥵
His beautiful shirt and brown locks make me scream without the E.

Awsomecolin is so hot I swear mmm

awsomecolin by awsomecolin February 26, 2022

situasianal awareness 

n. The complete lack of situational awareness.

I was trying to drive through Chinatown and almost ran over a bunch of pings crossing the street looking the wrong way. Amazing levels of situasianal awareness down there.

situasianal awareness by MattYouKnowWho November 17, 2012

Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

Wholesome Seal Award by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

awe-tistic 

To be so profoundly in Awe, you are unable to respond; an Autism-positive definition.

Looking at the condors flying past a double rainbow on the north rim of the Grand Canyon, the chatty group was struck awe-tistic, thus could not speak as the birds with their nine foot wings swooped low over their heads.

awe-tistic by RangerGeek January 8, 2017