Autistic mode

When a person is in a state, where he can't or won't talk to other people around him/her. Can also be called headphones mode.

Autistic mode can be achieved easily by putting headphones on and play some good music. Noise is an excellent insulator against talking.

This state can be also achieved without phones by concentrating hard on to something or by dreaming (class or any other boring occasion).

Makes people hard to talk to because they don't react even if you call their name.

Comes from anime series Ghost In a Shell episode 22 where Ishikawa and Batou are tracing Chief Aramaki, but cannot contact him.
Ishikawa: That's strange. The Chief's running on autistic mode

Example1:
Mom: So what have you been doing lately? This room is a mess! When are you going to clean it? Where is that nice girl we saw the last time we visited here?

Me (to myself): Fuck it, I'm going autistic mode (puts his headphones on and plays some Infected Mushroom)

Example2:
Friend: And then she said to go left but i went right, so i kinda felt stupid but then she instructed me......

Me(to myself): Man, this math question is way too hard. Should have listened to the teacher, when he taught this. What was I thinking then? Oh yeah, Laura. And what would she look sitting on my face. Hmmm... Nice.

Friend: Calvin! Caaalvin!

Me: What?!

Friend: Did you or did you not remember to return that book? Damn, are you always on autistic mode?

Me: Sorry. Yeah, book's returned.

by Jonesy Dawson May 9, 2010

artiste

A pretentious individual whose art (usually terrible, overly-wordy poetry, but can apply to paintings, prose, etc.) no one "gets".

See tortured artist

Ugh, that guy's back again for another reading of his lame poetry. What an artiste.

by sabby December 23, 2004

autismic radiation

when someone who is really stupid is sitting near you, and all of a sudden you and everyone near you becomes stupid

Luke emits autismic radiation.

by Michinator May 2, 2017

partial artist

Someone who studies more than one martial art at a time. Since they can't put everything they have into one style, they usually aren't good at any of them. See also: 95% of hick frat-boys who start 'practicing MMA.'

Douchebag #1: "I hear you started MMA."
Douchebag #2: "Yeah, been working on my Muay Thai, jiu-jitsu, and kickboxing."
Douchebag #1: "So, you're a partial artist."

by Lord Bling April 29, 2009

Cum Artist

A seasoned porn veteran. She knows all the moves, but has the ability to think outside the box (no pun intended). She is innovative with the regular routines, but more importantly, she creates new and particularly filthy sex acts. This is a compliment rather than an insult.

Wow, that bitch can consistently blow cum bubbles out of her ass, she really took the cum fart to the next level. I bow to you. Ron Jeremy will tap you on both shoulders with his triumphant schlong; you shall be knighted a true cum artist.

by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008

Autismic

Pronunciation: Au-tis-m-ic

Definition:

Someone who acts retarded or stupid but is not medically diagnosed with autism is known as autismic

Example:

Casey - "1+2=4"
Me - "You're autismic"
Casey - "That's cute"

by Jdesign November 29, 2016

Conservative Scapegoat Artist

A slang word for Conservative figures in the media that try to put the blame on Liberals for all of America's woes regardless of who is at fault. Conservative Scapegoat Artists tend use half truths or down right lies to promote Prejudice against Liberals.

Conservative Scapegoat artists are behind tend to thrive on the Social Divide.

by ????^_^???? August 29, 2007