Asser

Not a bad word
Hmm it refers to someone who maybe looks like a weirdo...kinda authestic as known later
Just wanna help for nothing
They say that person is kind hearted idk
Loyal.
Left handed
A good listener I think
Hmmm what else

He is kinda "Asser"

by anonymous March 4, 2022

Asser

One of the kindest and generous boys you’ll ever meet! usually a moroccan name, asser is the sweetest person ever! if you are his friend then you are lucky for that, he is so kind that if he wins a trophy he’ll just give it to his best friend in the whole world!

Tom: hey are you friends with asser
Jake: nah man he’s too cool to be my friend…
Tom: well sucks to be you then!

by Marvelfan10 April 7, 2022

Assport

Noun.

Similar to a passport, except it’s a picture of your rectum.

I wanted to go visit my friend, but I was told that getting an assport is more simple than getting a passport.

by anonymous May 5, 2022

Asper

Aaah~!! Walmart moaned as target shoved his targetenis into Walmarts tight walmartussy, quiet my discord kitten~ targeted said while clapping Walmart. Walmart screamed in pleasure while Target's sweet milk poured out of her soaked Walmartussy. "I love you, Walmart-Chan" said Target, while laying down in bed next to Walmart out of sheer tiredness. "I love you too", said Walmart.Aaah~!! Walmart moaned as target shoved his targetenis into Walmarts tight walmartussy, quiet my discord kitten~ targeted said while clapping Walmart. Walmart screamed in pleasure while Target's sweet milk poured out of her soaked Walmartussy. "I love you, Walmart-Chan" said Target, while laying down in bed next to Walmart out of sheer tiredness. "I love you too", said Walmart.Aaah~!! Walmart moaned as target shoved his targetenis into Walmarts tight walmartussy, quiet my discord kitten~ targeted said while clapping Walmart. Walmart screamed in pleasure while Target's sweet milk poured out of her soaked Walmartussy. "I love you.

Asper is a discord kitten

by MalXKandle June 5, 2022

Asspiring Failure

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.

Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.

by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022

Asperger

A psycho-physical disturbance whose main symptom is your girlfriend being a dumb bitch.

Look at his stupid ass girlfriend behaving like a dumb cunt. He must have Asperger.

by MircaleMiriam January 8, 2023

Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.

She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.

by CornDog666 January 14, 2023