asshole

Your current teacher or boss

Teacher/Boss: Do your work!
You:Fuck off asshole

by XxMLGxXDOGExX March 25, 2016

Asshole

A player whom gives no f$cks except for what does him right. All his enemies eat the dust of his ways until they learn that such an asshole ain't no p$ssy. JA!

That p$ssy asshole is turnin' out to be a straight up asshole. I'd check him, but I'm too p$ssy myself. Prolly get my ass beat

by sureno Ra fa March 10, 2017

Asshole

Someone who you want to stick your fist up their ass because they drive you to insanity

Kunal is such an asshole

by Metere May 27, 2016

asshole

You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.

(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL

by RackyRacer September 1, 2016

asshole

An ignorant person. (Most likely a guy.) He/she will blow you off and/or ignore you.

"Jerry is such an asshole, he doesn't even text back anymore!"

by ohnobaby April 7, 2016

asshole

your best friend, you just haven't realized it yet

I never thought of Sam as an asshole until he sent that video of me getting Abe-linconed to tosh.0

by grand theft motto April 7, 2013

Asshole

1. A living, breathing human version of a butthole or a.k.a. people who irritate you or cause you emotional distress because they're so stupid or an ass

1. Gosh, that bully is such an asshole. I cannot stand him

by 🅲🅰🅼🅰🆁🅸 April 21, 2016