by XxMLGxXDOGExX March 25, 2016
Get the assholemug. 
Get the Assholemug. by TheStifMeister April 19, 2016
Get the assholemug. You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.
(In the classroom)
Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
by RackyRacer September 1, 2016
Get the assholemug. 1. A fucking idiot. Pathetic, arrogant, ruthless, annoying piece of shit. Somebody who had better not have been born. Just punch them right in the face if you meet them. I once hit a hammer right in the asshole's dirty fucking ass(mouth), and I felt like having the best time of my life for a moment looking at the hot blood streaming down the chin. Of cource, I was caught by the police, but it was worth it. He never dared try to get near me after I got out of jail and started going to school again(I was a student!). Ha!
2. The second best place where my penis feels at home(females only). I once pretended to mistake the hole and pounded my dick on my girlfriend's ass, and she said it felt pleasure like a lightning striking through her body. You don't even have to wear a condom, because there's no need to worry about becoming a daddy. Let's not talk about STDs, though.
3. Where shit comes out.
2. The second best place where my penis feels at home(females only). I once pretended to mistake the hole and pounded my dick on my girlfriend's ass, and she said it felt pleasure like a lightning striking through her body. You don't even have to wear a condom, because there's no need to worry about becoming a daddy. Let's not talk about STDs, though.
3. Where shit comes out.
1. Roger: D'you know that the asshole got beaten up by Rey and is now at the hospital waiting for an operation? Reyleigh's currently at the police station.
Gavan: What did he do?
Roger: I dunno..maybe stabbed him with a knife? He always had it when he went out..but there's no doubt he's done a great job.
Gavan: Let's have a big party when he gets out of jail!
Roger: Yeah, lets have an orgy!
Cathy: I can't wait!
2. Rey: Hey Cathy, let's fuck without using condom. I don't feel like putting them on today.
Cathy: Well, fine, but then you'll have to put your dick into the asshole, then.
Rey: Yeah.(Putting dick into vagina and start pounding her in a very hard way)
Cathy: Hey...oh,oh,oh
*8 hours later*
Rey: Cathy, I'm coming!( For the 16th time)
Cathy: Oh, oh...me too!
Both: Yeess!
*1 month later*
Docter: You have a baby, Cathy. Who did this?
Cathy: Uh..my boyfriend?
Doctor: Hey, you're supposed to not do that while I'm paying your school fee! Now I have to fuck you!
Cathy: Hurry up and fuck me. My pussy's tired of waiting.
Doctor: HERE I GO!
Cathy: Ahhhh!
3. Roger: Hey, what's up?
Cathy: Right now my asshole's spitting out shit, so will you please get out of the bathroom? It's a girls-
Roger: What the fuck are you saying? It's a boy's bathroom!
Cathy: Wha-? Ah, fuck. I mistook again. Sorry for that. I thought it was strange, look at this strange-shaped urinal!
Roger: You pooed on a urinal?! How attractive! Let's have sex!
Cathy: Why not?
Gavan: What did he do?
Roger: I dunno..maybe stabbed him with a knife? He always had it when he went out..but there's no doubt he's done a great job.
Gavan: Let's have a big party when he gets out of jail!
Roger: Yeah, lets have an orgy!
Cathy: I can't wait!
2. Rey: Hey Cathy, let's fuck without using condom. I don't feel like putting them on today.
Cathy: Well, fine, but then you'll have to put your dick into the asshole, then.
Rey: Yeah.(Putting dick into vagina and start pounding her in a very hard way)
Cathy: Hey...oh,oh,oh
*8 hours later*
Rey: Cathy, I'm coming!( For the 16th time)
Cathy: Oh, oh...me too!
Both: Yeess!
*1 month later*
Docter: You have a baby, Cathy. Who did this?
Cathy: Uh..my boyfriend?
Doctor: Hey, you're supposed to not do that while I'm paying your school fee! Now I have to fuck you!
Cathy: Hurry up and fuck me. My pussy's tired of waiting.
Doctor: HERE I GO!
Cathy: Ahhhh!
3. Roger: Hey, what's up?
Cathy: Right now my asshole's spitting out shit, so will you please get out of the bathroom? It's a girls-
Roger: What the fuck are you saying? It's a boy's bathroom!
Cathy: Wha-? Ah, fuck. I mistook again. Sorry for that. I thought it was strange, look at this strange-shaped urinal!
Roger: You pooed on a urinal?! How attractive! Let's have sex!
Cathy: Why not?
by charlie peter June 10, 2020
Get the Assholemug. People who claim they are not assholes by saying, "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "
Person 1: "Hey man you're kind of an asshole. "
Person 2: "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "
Person 1: "Nope wrong you're an asshole. Go check urban dictionary"
Person 2: "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "
Person 1: "Nope wrong you're an asshole. Go check urban dictionary"
by Jim81827378484 March 31, 2013
Get the Assholemug. by Max##### December 16, 2017
Get the assholemug.