Apple On A Stick

An amazing game

Apple on a stick,
Makes me sick,
Makes my heart rate 246.
Not because your dirty,
Not because your clean,
Not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine.
Girls, boys, having fun,
Here comes the lady with a big, fat, bum.
She can wibble,

She can wobble,

She can even do the splits.
I bet you ten bucks she can’t do this,
Close your eyes and count to ten,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10.
You didn’t muck it up so your my best friend.

by ~spoooogyny~ May 10, 2020

Apple fanboy

A single-layered thinking drone originally thought to exist in only small numbers. To help them assimilate into the real world, a computer with only simple functions so that the drones don't get confused was created. Eventually, more products were produced after it was discovered that the number or drones are in the millions. While scientists have been unable to find ways to increase brain performance in this species, a corporation named "Apple" has had financial success in at least convincing that the drone specimen is vastly superior to that of everything else.

A specimen of "Apple fanboy" of this species will act partially retarded.

by Admiral Exellent June 6, 2010

rotten apple

A term synonymous with New York City

From "The World is Yours" by Nas, featured on Illmatic

"Dwellin in the Rotten Apple, you get tackled
Or caught by the devil's lasso, shit is a hassle"

by SonOfLiberty87 April 7, 2007

apple-polisher

A person who apple-polishes (to pamper and flatter in order to get personal advantage)

"My classmate Sarah is a big apple-polisher"

by Wally elsissy September 5, 2006

Spine Apple

A cross country tradition in which an apple is peirced with hundreds of toothpicks. You then throw the spiny fruit to your teammates until everyone has caught it. You finally go to the ice machines on all the floors of your hotel and fill your bath tub with ice and place the spine apple in the tub the night before your race and you can't ever do bad. Done only on traveling meets.

Garrett and Kellen made an awesome Spine Apple with multi colored toothpicks.

by Kellen Cole October 9, 2007

Apple Day

an annual celebration that takes place on October 21 celebrating orchards of blossoming apples every fall; celebrations include the making of apple cider and various 'apple based' games (usually takes place in United Kingdom)

Can't wait to eat loads of apples on Apple Day!

by Blehck! June 29, 2009

Jazz Apples

Ladies breasts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.

Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.

by manxman69 July 14, 2015