ANON TOKYO

To force your way into an established group before getting involved in their drama by being extremely confident in your nonexistent skills, finishing by sprinting away at full speed when you get called out.

"I'm not running away!" said by ANON TOKYO near the end of her 100% ANON TOKYO speed run, before running away at full speed

by dienomighte February 6, 2025

ANONiform

A complete disguise from head to toe worn ONLY for street protests to combat facial recognition software and any other identifying features.

Whenever you engage in any visible protest make sure to wear your ANONiform.

by phenomenous1 February 25, 2025

anonimous

Where everyone in a committee agrees on a decision, but da members do not wish their identities to be known.

Da Declaration of Independence was ratified anonimously by many of da Founding fathers, but many of them didn't like having their signatures revealingly penned to said momentous document due to how England would view their "disloyalty".

by QuacksO May 3, 2025

Anonymite

A person who exists with relative anonymity in their daily life in society. Anonymites rose to the majority as small town life, in which individual human beings were known to others they encountered on a daily basis, gave way to urban life, in which individuals primarily exist among people to whom they are unknown. Anonymites experience human life in highly dysfunctional way which severely compromises mental health, life satisfaction, and human society.

As an anonymite, Bob, who lived in a major metropolitan area, commuted on roads, shopped in stores, worked in a workplace, received medical care, and lived in an apartment complex surrounded by people unknown to him. He was unaware that technological and social change over a hundred years had turned the majority of Americans into depressed, anxious, blank-faced, substance-addicted, psychotropic drug-prescribed, media-saturated, socially disconnected anonymite drones.

by Velvet Tongue January 30, 2026

Anon

The ultimate boyfriend. The kind of guy who somehow knows exactly when you need a hug, a meme, or a long ramble about life at 2AM. Unreasonably attractive (even if he denies it), endlessly supportive, and makes your heart do that weird fluttery thing.

Anon has this magical ability to make you feel safe, even through a screen. He’s the human version of your favourite hoodie and your favourite song rolled into one perfect person.

From
Your Apsara

I was having the worst day until Anon called me suddenly everything felt okay again.

by Your Apsara June 8, 2025

band anon

A more 'band orientated' group that if you call them banons flip a lid. They say band anons were before everyone joined

I'm a band anon not a banon.

by Why not banon? December 29, 2013

UK Anon

UK Anon, aka The Autist, is defined as a British Tumblr user who obsessively sends anonymous hatemail to Slavs, especially Serbs, & ppl who interact with them; typically ordering them no matter where they live to "get out of UK" & that Slavs are "primitive, violent, non-white & racist mass-migrating slave-laboring mail order brides & poor cheap trash"

skrotchevo: UK Anon jealous cus our cheap fake adidas is so glam.
c9h13nczstyj: Cyka mad cus straight UK men rather fuck Slavic men than her.

by gudroslav April 2, 2017