Antonio Vespacci

Antonio Vespacci is a famous low-tier English football manager, famously bringing Hull City to the non-league title in 1957.

Person: Did you hear about Antonio Vespacci’s funeral?

Person 2: Yeah, I saw it on TV

by JGreenwood June 7, 2023

Adoniram

A calm, polite, helpful, saint-like person (that tweaks out occasionally).

Adoniram spent an hour taking a shower today.

by Xdgsdkfdfvvadfgkadfvkdajfvdjfk October 9, 2023

San Antonio Cookie Jar

When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm

Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.

by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015

San Antonio Spatula

The act of slapping your cock on your significant others ass whilst placing ones thumb in her anal cavity. To add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.

"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"

"Nice man"

by Kroger Gas October 7, 2016

Ryan andolina

An attention whore

That kid is such a Ryan Andolina.

by Kisskissbby October 4, 2017

jesus antonio martinez

Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.

Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .

by green gazes May 10, 2018

Double Antonio

Your second cigar of the day.

Jake: wanna have a cigar tonight?

Kyle: I already had one today.

Jake: Thats okay. Have a Double Antonio

by NotAntonio January 8, 2022