deep anal

sex position, where the female pulls her legs back to her head by holding onto her heels while the male thrusts deeply into the depths of her asshole.

wow, deep anal was so good last night, but you really ravaged my ass.

by bufftank March 11, 2014

anal vortex

Feeling unwillingly obliged to look at someone's butt crack that happens to be hanging out. You may wish to warn a friend so that they do not fall into the vortex.

Joe: Anal Vortex at 12 o' clock!
Tim: Thanks Joe.

by Derek 09 January 1, 2009

Anal Intruder

When a wise mans wife or girl allows him to enjoy the aroma and taste of her bunghole as he spreads her ass cheeks wide and licks and sucks the taste right out of her turdcutter. When her gumhole is ready he lubes up real well and gently begins to enter her until he is balls deep and begins a slow pattern of pumping in and out of her dumper until he builds up a quick pistoning pattern. Holding on to her hips he dumps a big gooey load deep in her colon. Thus attaining the Anal Intruder title.

My chick let me be an Anal Intruder last night! What an experience, she tasted so good and her sphincter was so tight I blew a nut way too fast. Man I wanna do that again.

by The King Cornholer March 27, 2008

anal flossage

the act of giving someone a wedgy, eg flossing their anus

my ass really hurts after that anal flossage

by Dizzy4 February 4, 2008

double anal

Two in the stink, none in the pink.

That girl is so hot, I'd even consider doing double anal with her.

by PopsiclePete February 13, 2007

anal queen

The girl you know that has had the most cocks up her ass. Or a girl who would rather have her ass fucked than her pussy

I heard your going out with Jessica now?
Yeah, she's a real anal queen.

by diesel.. June 3, 2006

anal cunt

A grindcore band with extremely offensive lyrics and screaming jiberish vocals!!! Formed in 1988 Anal Cunt is a Seth Putnam project.

An Anal Cunt song:

Valujet

you fucking jew
you wanted to save 50 bucks
you were too cheap to fly delta
now you're an alligator's lunch

chorus:
find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujet
over prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujet
hitler should've thought of it now you're alligator shit-valujet,valujet
you stupid fucking jew you should'nt have flew-valujet,valujet

are you a jew
or just fucking gay
too cheap to fly delta
or t.w.a.

chorus

at least the plane was filled,with white trash ,jews,and blacks
now you're valujet alligator snacks

chorus

by Karim Al-Basiel December 28, 2005