alterior motives

hidden motives in an action, such as witchcraft and sorcery

you guys always think i have alterior motives with my statuses

by Frecktablino June 10, 2011

Alternative

A choice between two or more things.

An Alternative:
If the pussy is wack go for the crack. See anal.

by Big Pimpin T September 25, 2008

alternachav

The large 'dignified' group that fit in between the alternative groups such as punk, emo and indie, and the chav groups. Alteranchavs are easily identified by their high street clothes (New Look, Topman and River Island) and the fact that they always sit near the chavs at school, in hope of being 'promoted'. This is not to say that they know they want to be chavs, it is all a deep psychological need. If you need to identify an alternachav in a hurry, just ask them who The Shins are. Or shout out 'The chavs need a new cronie!' at the top of your voice.

Emo: Hey, heard The Shins new album?
Alternachav: Yeah, totally.
Emo: Ha! They don't have a new album!
Alternachav: LikeshutupIdontknownuffinaboutnuffin

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

almerick

1. One who is very skinny and fragile
2. A slang term for describing a man with a pin dick
3. The recipient of the manu

1. Oh my god! That guy is gonna break so easy! What an Alemrick!
2. Hey fuck you man, at least i aint no almerick!
3. Dude, did you see how bob got almerick'd!

by Bill Jonesy November 1, 2006

alternacred

Like street cred, except with alternative crowds like hipsters.

Her dyky haircut gives her alternacred.

by Alifer February 26, 2007

Alternative Energy Incentives

Faggots.

Those alternative energy incentives totally fuck each other.

by Thomas Q. Paine December 22, 2008

Alternative Rock

Also called Post-Grunge, Alternative Rock was a style that record labels and media embraced after the short lived but dominant Grunge movement by the Seattle four (Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Mother Love Bone/Pearl Jam). The very early and very heavily umfluenced are the only I would call post-grunge, such as: Stone Temple Pilots, Bush, Candlebox. Alternative Rock has become the most played music on modern rock stations and has in the last about 20 years has essentially with few exeptions has taken over the world of rock as it was once known. Like it or not it's all over the radio, and all over the stores.
(Rest in Peace: Layne Staley, Kurt Cobain, Mike Starr, and Andrew Wood. You were truly the inspiration of a generation along with: Jerry Cantrell, Chris Cornell, Eddie Vetter, and David Grohl who are still rocking.)

There are to many Alternative Rock bands to list but a few include: The Smashing Pumpkins, Foo Fighters, Staind, Queens of the Stone Age.

by fitzy123 February 14, 2012