Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009

fire alarm

A mysterious creature that throws a temper tantrum whenever it smells smoke or is pulled by someone.

The fire alarm sounded.

by Chicken Nubs October 14, 2017

allauh akbar

Idk just when bombs n things go off i guess

ALLAUH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

by Oliver dickhead bullsack May 21, 2018

fire alarm

owie my ears

who pulled the fire alarm

by cladymore74 May 7, 2019

Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.

This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.

by JohnnySage August 18, 2019

the bitch alarm

An alarm that goes off when someone is a bitch

What’s that noise? Oh wait, it’s the bitch alarm!! You fucking bitch!!

by WordMan27 May 28, 2019

Allahu Akbar

Arabic for "Allah is great" ie greater than the god of the infidels being attacked. it has been used by Muslims since the beginning of Islam when Mohammed was commanding his followers to kill, rape and plunder his enemies.

Muhammad (before detonating suicide bomb): Allahu akbar!

by Cripple311 May 13, 2020