empty posturing

Synonym: Pretentiousness

Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

If it were not for all his empty posturing I would have never questioned his intent.

by Grand Master of Luminaries August 31, 2016

half full or half empty

It will always be more than the other.

Person 1: Hey, My glass is half full!
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?

by Creepox May 19, 2019

Bubbed till the pitcher's empty

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.

That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

My care cup is empty

My care cup is empty if homeskillet has celery this is not a butttickler brojob it is kinda Bangladesh (i miss brozilla like a fixed squirrel misses his nuts)

Mega-blows my nuts brojob, furthermore my care cup is empty

by Gnomiga November 18, 2023

<.7.9.7.6>It's Empty<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>It's Empty<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>It's Empty<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Empty Doors

EMPTY as in FALSE, DOORS as in OPPORTUNITIES

- Bro, She told me she liked my music...Said we could do things together...
- Erik, there you go once again knocking on Empty Doors.....

by YADAMasinYADAM February 6, 2020

Empty the Dishwasher

To inconspicuously tell a group you're going to drain the Gock of your transfem tradwife.

"Hold on guys, I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher"

by lunabeawesome April 26, 2024