Asshole

A place on the body where feces can come out so dicks can go in !!!

My asshole is tight right now Karen !!!

by stupidfuckingidiott January 17, 2017

Asshole

An arrogant self centered male who thinks he does no wrong. This is an every day occurrence. You never know what mood he will be in.

Don Miatke is an asshole.

by Nochoice August 5, 2016

asshole

People that post Game of Thrones spoilers on Facebook.

You are an asshole when you go right to Facebook, after watching GOT, to announce what happened in the episode.

by empathypilote August 28, 2017

asshole

Something to call a person you hate

Are you an asshole? Because your hairy and smell like shit!

by TheStifMeister April 19, 2016

asshole

You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.

(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL

by RackyRacer September 1, 2016

Asshole

Somebody who always does shit that you, or nobody likes.

Guy 1-That asshole came as an asshole yesterday, and he's gonna come as one today and tomorrow isn't he?
Guy 2-Fuck that faggot, he's never gonna quit being a cocksucker!

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Asshole

You, you are an asshole.

You are a asshole.

by I’m not a hoe September 27, 2019