alcoholetics

any athletic activity done while under the influence to salvage even the smallest drop of alcohol

Jason's alcoholetics shined when he jumped from the balcony without spilling his beer.

by Randy Loew July 31, 2009

alcoholic drifting

Verb.

The action in which you move from location to location wile drinking (ie. Bar to bar or party to party)

Hey buddy what are you up to this weekend? Up for some alcoholic drifting, I heard of a bunch of sweet parties?

by sdab and sdck April 8, 2010

alcohiatus

a well needed break from drinking alcohol. a self-imposed detoxification period after boozing too much.

dude, sorry...i can't go out tonight. i'm on alcohiatus.

dude, i gotta put myself on alcohiatus after this weekend.

by shankmaster5000 May 30, 2010

alcohaulic

Somebody who can drink a prodigious amount of liquor; ie a person for whom the bar needs to order an extra truckload of booze.

Those alcohaulics from the party fraternity had drunk all of the beer at the party before halfway through the night.

by Dai op Owen April 26, 2011

alcohol conspiracy

A term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of Sweet Honesty and Night Magic Evening Musk.

--"I'm shaking my head in disbelief.Who comes up with these? I need to drink."

--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"

by mcg123 November 22, 2011

Alcohol Stall

When someone is taking time to consume or obtain an alcoholic beverage(s) right before something is supposed to begin and everyone else is ready.

"Great, another alcohol stall from Brandon right before the game starts."

by bloodypussy August 25, 2011

Alcoholic's Logic

Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.

Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!

by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012