A town in central Wisconsin so small the progress of the 20th century has still not arrived. With no contact to the outside world they are limited to there reproduction. Most family's are on their 3rd generation of inbreeding.
by Red dragon November 30, 2017
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Especially if she is an Alma with a ע
Especially if she is an Alma with a ע
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The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.
Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018
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by 22.8.2000 November 8, 2019
Get the Almatteo mug.I’ve become an almostist at keeping my home tidy. I am a perfectionist who wants things perfectly clean, but I wasn’t feeling well so I became a almostist at letting things remain not perfectly in place.
by candiedbones January 24, 2020
Get the Almostist mug.An amazing person who is actually not a rapist he loves to hang out with his friends but at the same time he's an introvert Almog is a man of culture knows his memes and also super smart and humble, Almog is not the kind of man who will leave his friends in time of need but hes also kinda scared from every thing (unless we talking games) youll se him fleet as soon as danger comes because he aint messing we that kind of things, but overall he's the best friend youll have and he dont got H.I.V dont ever let go of an Almog.
.Ronda: hey look hes so kind hearted hes such an Almog
.Jack: wow you are such a genuine person ,your the best Almog
.Jack: wow you are such a genuine person ,your the best Almog
by cancerous knowledge April 24, 2020
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