worm toes

when youre toes are really pale , ugly ,and skinny at the bottom then the tip is a big round bulb , just like a worm looks.

"WHOAA ! that girl cant wear those flip-flops. her toes are worm toes. there too ugly to be shown in public. "

by iseeamoosey September 2, 2009

horny toe

Where a toe wants to engage in toe to toe sexual contact with your furniture

"Fucking horny toe"

by Sexy mother tractor November 7, 2017

gogy toe

An infected toe. As in the wattpad story , 'buff dream' Gogy gets an infected toe. Ever since it has been used as slang to call an infected toe a Gogy toe.

'Omg dude! You have a Gogy toe!'

by whyamisocoolsksk December 12, 2021

Monkeys toe

When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...

'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Chubby toe

What happens to women's feet in heels with sandal straps than run horizontal and her foot slides forward and toes swell up.

Look at Sheila, she's cute right? Nah man, she's got a bad case of chubby toe. I like feet!

by mgg August 19, 2014

Trampoline Toe

When you mess up your toe while jumping on a trampoline. This could include stubbing, spraining, or hyperextending your toe. Extremely painful and lasts for months before going away.

"Man I've only been working at Xtreme Trampolines for 2 days and I already have trampoline toe" Man 1
"That sucks" Man 2
"I know right, the thing hurts like a mo fo" Man 1

by Allen Jordan December 2, 2010

Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020