Hard Snake

Another term for boner and/or erection

Mark had a Hard Snake after talking to Grace

by ThatOneChick May 26, 2006

where's the snake?

When a man asks a woman "Where's the snake?" and the woman says "I don't know," the man quikly but sneakily shoves his erect penis into the womans love hole an yells "surprise it's in you"

1. Last night shawn and emily played "where's the snake?".

2. Family game night took a turn for the worst when little tommy played "where's the snake?".

by em-dash July 5, 2009

Foggy Snake

The art of blowing smoke onto a penis

Hey babe, wanna give me a foggy snake?

by FoggySnake7 August 3, 2018

snow snake

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump”

“You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”

by Goatman Gamer February 2, 2023

Sewer Snake

A windy shit that looks like a snake that gets flushed into the public sewer system

Will Meeks: Look at this shit, Mike!
Mike King: Wow, bro, thats a nice sewer snake you gonna flush! Take a pic of that one.

by The Poop Goblin May 2, 2018

snake den

vagina

last night i finally explored ericas snake den

by micky friesen June 22, 2009

lava snakes

Bowel movement that has warm and runny consistency similar to lava and composition that resembles the snakes of Medusa's hair.

Michael finished the Tai food and knew he would be battling the lava snakes for the next day or two.

by tehsnakecharmer May 18, 2017