columbian bj

When a male wets his dick, rubs nose candy all over it and the female begins giving him a blowjob.

Laura gave me a columbian BJ after we were both nearly passed out drunk.

by fuckingendme September 13, 2016

BJ

this is an abbreviation of the goat of the world, beetlejuice

me: Yoo beet if i dig a 6ft hole, how deep is the hole
bj: probs like 30ft
mans a genius

by Noah Myles May 13, 2020

BJ and BS

Brake Job and Boob Squeeze.
When you are someone's car person and help them with all their basic vehicle maintenance, nothing is ever for free.

Person: Oh man, I failed safety inspection this year because they said my breaks are worn out. I need help.

Their car person: Don't worry, I'll swing by later for BJ and BS. I'll be done before your husband gets home this time.

Person: That would be great! I wish my husband knew his way around a garage.

by Phil Ashios May 23, 2024

The Bloody BJ

When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.

Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ

by NootNootProductionz March 12, 2021

BJ

Bad Job.

"Man, I done did a bj today, I was 'posed to polish off that table with the 100 grit sandpaper, right, and I went with the 69 instead, my boss won't like that shit one bit, cuh, I'm finished."

by AmXtra June 23, 2024

bj hayley

A dirty dick drinker!

Guy 1: Dude where'd your peen go?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?

by Jordangit September 5, 2015

BJ shout-out

A proclamation prior to, during, or following a sex act that conveys appreciation or acknowledges support, or incorporates situational context into sex talk.

"Right before she started, she told me she'd 'like to dedicate this blowjob to her boyfriend for having great taste in women.'"
"Oh man, she gave you a bj shout-out?"
"Yeah, and it's not just me. Another time, she stopped in the middle to say, 'I'd like to give a shout-out to the Bordeaux region of France for making an excellent bottle of wine.'"

by sub verbo May 14, 2015