Dusty Smith

An elderly woman's dehydrated genitals.
One who is fond of elderly women's dehydrated genitals.

"Mrs.Jackson might look like a 10, but she's got a bad case of the Dusty Smith."

"Ted's a bit of a granny chasing Dusty Smith."

by BBB.Man July 20, 2017

Kai Smith

Kai Smith is very hotheaded but will do anything it takes to protect the ones he loves not what cost it takes

Kai Smith is hotheaded but protects the ones he loves

by Ninjago_editz July 1, 2018

Rohan Smith

A rapid Australian terrorist who was deported from the country after his 2021 bombing of a pre-school.

Rohan Smith is evil

by Rohan Smith May 31, 2022

Smith Puget

Super hero, thrower of Sharpies, tour manager of AFI. Also great at flipping off babies.
See also: God

Jade Puget: So why do you flip off babies?

Smith Puget: Because...if you flip off a baby you're the first person ever to flip off that human being in their entire life. I'll flip off the whole next generation.

by Esske November 20, 2009

cock-smith

A man who gets action all the time.

Jimmy is such a cock-smith his wanker hurts after every weekend.

by Jack M. E'Offer July 21, 2006

Michael Smith

An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"

friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."

Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"

by sexy_on_a_plate November 17, 2010

Clayton Smith

Clayton Smiths are super fly. They have dance crews. They like moccasins and wii and french horns and chick-fil-a and oreos and partying all night long and rapping.

Who's that cool cat over there? Oh, thats a Clayton Smith.

by Coolcat23frenchhorndawg January 30, 2010