Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009

Bod Rod

Penis - erect or in a state of semi arousal.

Hey bud - see your bod rod's on full alert !

by Leo Lumpha August 2, 2016

rod of discord

noun
the second most valuable item in terraria, behind the terra toilet

guy: "hey can i borrow your rod of discord?"
another guy: "do you know how much this thing took to get? heck no!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

Stick Rod

When You Take A FishHook And Shove It Up Ur Dick Hole

Dad i stick rodded

Nigga da fuq

by NiggerBabyKFC June 1, 2015

lady rod

When a female is aroused or turned on by a person, situation, etc. If she had a penis, it would be erect.

She had quite the lady rod for Hugh Jackman during the movie Wolverine.

by njl2011 November 18, 2011

slung a rod

When all or part of a connecting rod smashes through the side of your block and destroys your engine. Usually caused by piston failure or the conrod itself breaking. In extreme cases, this will saw the block completely in half. Was much more common in the past when metallurgy, engineering and manufacturing techniques were more primitive. Now usually only seen on racing engines that run large boost pressures or nitrous oxide.

I was trying to run a 9 second pass in the Camaro but I slung a rod and hosed oil all over the track which pissed everyone off.

by Danny2010 May 13, 2017

rod-mark

a mark or bruise left after being penis-whipped. or a mark that looks like it was left by a penis being used like a baton. Typically found on the face.

"dude, the bruise on your sister's face looks like her bf gave her a nice rod-mark!"

by Dave the Maestro February 23, 2008